So here it is…my first real and true blog post. I’m not sure I’ll be one of those people who blog everyday and I promise not to write in funny little coded poetry a la Rosie O’Donnell. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it just requires too much effort on my behalf. That’s also not to say I won’t write any sort of poetry at all. I seem to know many words that rhyme with pooh…and I have been known to put together a mean rap. Boom-shak-a-lak-a-lak-a-boom. I know…I’m quite sophisticated.
I like to dance like no one’s watching and model-walk through the park on a glorious summer’s eve. That’s just who I am…and I don’t care if someone’s watching, just as long as they don’t take any pictures. I’m not that photogenic and my ass always looks three times larger in photographs, despite the Spanx and the duct tape…
I drink wine and yes, sometimes I drink wine while I write, but that doesn’t make me a drunk, and besides anyone who knows me, knows I can’t hold my liquor worth a damn. Two and I’m out. (Okay one and a half). But on the bright side, it definitely keeps my calorie count in check!
I’m just saying…
